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Every Sip Was Worse Than The Last (Smirnoff + Malort)

May 21, 2026

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What happens when you mix Smirnoff Ice with a shot of Malört?
In this video, Alabama Boss and Paxton Elrod taste test every flavor of Smirnoff Ice Sunny Days flavored malt beverages to find out which one actually tastes good and which ones belong in the trash. The rankings are brutal, but the real plot twist hits when they try the legendary Chicago liqueur, Jeppson's Malört. If you know Malört, you already know it gets ugly fast.
If you enjoy alcohol taste tests, funny drink reviews, liquor reactions, Southern comedy, or watching people regret their life choices in real time, this one’s for you.
Flavors Featured:

Cosmic Snow Cone


Lemon Shaved Ice


Orange Cream Pop


Red, White & Berry

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